From Grooming to fashion?

So after being done with finals, I realized I had neglected my blog.

And I started thinking....the people need my opinions on more than just hair grooming.


SO...I've taken it upon myself to blog about fashion also (you're welcome). I've received requests for female grooming tips too, but I'm still trying to find ways to word things without being offensive.

"Tobin, you're hairy so you're qualified to blog about grooming, but what makes you qualified to blog about fashion?"


And I'm just like....

Well....I've started many fashion trends in my class.

People looked down on me wearing purple, scarves, V-necks, and hipster glasses.

Now all of a sudden it's cool? YOU'RE WELCOME.

Also, I've been given the greenlight by the true fashionistas at http://www.thestylerx.com

We have a collaboration coming soon, but until then we just take cool pictures like this:

seriously though what makes me qualified is

"Okay Tobin, I'm tired of your bull...just tell me about fashion."

So the other day as I was waiting for inspiration for my new blog post, I saw this hipster guy. This post goes out to you bro.

Dear extreme hipster (you know who you are...chillin at starbucks with your beanie on, wearing skinny jeans and chucks with a scruffy beard)....Deep V-necks with bushy chest hair is NOT gonna help you pick up chicks (or dudes? -not that there's anything wrong with that)

Sincerely,

T$

The problem for me with v-necks is sometimes they're too low. That becomes a problem when you got a lot of chest hair like I do. That's why I choose my v-necks wisely.

I once heard on the radio that chest hair is the equivalent of showing cleavage in business meetings. I don't believe that. I can guarantee you NOBODY will be convinced by me showin my chest hair. The only reason for a woman to show cleavage at a business meeting is to entice potential clients. DO NOT try this with chest hair.

Anyways back to V-necks. My biggest problem with people wearing deep V-necks is that you don't have to wear the deep kind. Wear a regular V. If you're wearing a deep V then you should be muscular and have pecs. (That is NOT you, Mr. skinny hipster).

If you can't picture what I'm saying NOT to do: 

This would be okay: 

Would I still call you a douchebag? 

Yes................ But it would not be the reason for a grooming blog rant.

The obvious next question would be "Groominguru89, is it okay for me to trim/shave my chest hair?"

Man-scaping is a whole other subject....maybe i'll tackle it in the new year.

Merry Christmas friends,

Until next time, I shall continue enjoying my winter break as much as this lil guy: