In the words of MJ returning from retirement "I'm Back"

Well, I got my new A1C levels checked after 3 months of being away from the blogging game, and decided I'd come back

#NAPLEXTIPS #STUDYING #ROTATIONS

JK I was just helping y'all study with that info.

So...what's been going on since November eh?

TIME FOR A LIST HUH?
1. November, turned 25. I'm Old. But I'll stay young at heart by takin' selfies with important individuals

(That's not really me)

2. December: ended rotation and went straight to India

2a. India, it was hot as hell, but the things that bothered me before (heat, lack of a/c, bigger than your face spiders, bugs all around) did not this time, guess I've grown up. I think I'm going to write a beginner's guide on how to survive in India. Saw some "Foreign" kids bitching and moaning about being in India (it was their first time) and All I could think was...

3. January: Went straight into rotations after India and the new year (kill me). But I'm almost done and just have 1 more rotation to go. Been working on my Fair & Lovely game but I'm not getting fair-er or loveli-er.

BUT ANYWAYS...WHY THE F*C* DID YOU COME BACK YOU CHUBBY BASTARD?

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN...

I guess I left outta nowhere and just told people

BUT, I was intrigued by a question posed to me from a few female friends on various occasions (you better believe I friend zoned them....haaaaaaaaaa, jk they just don't like me)

And Since it's almost Valentine's day, I figured I'd tackle this to give you enough time to find your new boo.

"Groominguru, how do I get guys' attention from FB/IG?" They just seem to pass me by like....

DISCLAIMER: I only have FB and not IG cuz I'm just not cool enough for it

Rule #1 (GOLDEN RULE): Do NOT make your profile picture one with another girl.

The reasons are:

a. It says to guys  "Look I'm not confident enough in myself to post a picture alone"
b. It also says "Look there's not that many pictures of me looking good" which may lead to a guy thinking you might not be that good looking at all period.
c. (This might be the main reason): said friend in your picture might be cuter than you and outshine you in the picture.
d. there might be so many girls you'll just confuse him and he'll go away

Rule #2: Stop bein' so incognito with your pictures

If you really want a guy's attention, he's gonna need to be able to see a few pictures of you to tell if you're somewhat attractive. If he can't even click on your picture to see one, or only one picture and he's on the fence of whether he thinks you're cute or not, HE'S GONNA MOVE TO THE NEXT B.

Just don't be THIS open...

Rule #3: Don't be so damn obvious with showing your cleavage.

a. I SEE YOU GIRL, but so does the rest of the world.
b. We know it's just the angle and they're not that big, who you think you foolin?
c. You wanna be a queen? Act like a damn queen. OBVIOUS cleavage pix=desperate. Nobody wants a  psycho chick.

Rule #4: Don't look so drunk in your pictures or with a cigarette..

a. You may think you look cool/cute, but you do NOT. 

b. Classy is in and ALWAYS will be. Trashy will only work on a select group of guys.

Rule #5: (Kinda goes with #1): Do NOT make your profile picture with another guy

a. Guys are always gonna assume it's yo man, and move on

b. Unless the male in your photo is like a little kid
      i. This might turn guys off because they might think it's your kid (not that there's anything wrong             with that)

c. Even if he's your friend, you don't need that unnecessary attention.

At the end of the day, don't leave guys guessing;  just be subtle and classy:

DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE BACK?

Let's just say, when I am needed, I will be there.

Good Luck, galz.