TIME TO RANT:
I saw this advertisement on TV the other day, and it got me thinking about something that is very important to me.
Maybe I'm too old-fashioned, but us first generation American-born INDIAN americans seem to be forgetting our roots.
Is it so hard or "uncool" to speak our mother tongues?
Of course I understand that it is harder to do in United States as we balance our culture with the one we live in everyday. But how many of us are truly trying to actually balance them both, versus just letting our immigrant traditions out the window?
I'm not trying to offend anybody just...
Anyways.......
I guess my pseudo-return from retirement has taken a while. sorry guys I've been kinda busy.
I. BS ABOUT MY LIFE THAT YOU CAN SCROLL PAST IF YOU DON'T CARE
A. The number 1 question I've been asked the past few weeks since rotations ended..
"So what do you like DO now that rotations are over?"
1. Sleep
2. Eat
3. Nap
4. Watch Netflix
5. Sleep
6. Ah shit it's 8pm, maybe I'll go to the gym....or I'll just go to...
7. Sleep
8. Eat Dinner/Pray
9. Sleep
So pretty much a whole bunch of
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Needless to say....I'm having the time of my life.
Am I supposed to be studying for the NAPLEX? Allegedly, but as you can see I'm too busy sleeping.
B. My last rotation was with one of my professors and he's a hard-ass. But he was only there for an hour a day, so I had a pretty chill last rotation.
C. Lent is over. Now I can eat meat like it's nobody's business.
(Quick aside... I don't give up meat to lose weight. I actually gain substantial weight during lent because I end up eating carbs to survive)
D. I graduate in a month....I'm not ready to grow up.
II. START READING HERE IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE
So after my last post, some guys were mad at me.
"Don't you think guys get courted via FB?...We need tips too"
Some of these might seem the same, I'll highlight the differences for guys.
DISCLAIMER #2: "Have you ever even been courted via FB, why should I Listen?"
;)
;)
Rule #1 (GOLDEN RULE): Do NOT make your profile picture one with another girl OR guy.
a. You're already lucky at this point if a girl is even CONSIDERING courting YOU, so don't make it hard on her. Girls overthink and overquestion things.
Don't make her have to jump through hoops to figure out if the girl in your picture is related to you OR your girlfriend. Just crop her out.
b. If there's another guy, don't make her have to research whether or not you are gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).
A few months ago my cousins questioned whether I was gay just cuz I don't have a gf
(Thanks guys, I'm trading you guys in the first chance I get...haha jk...kinda)
c. Also, said guy might be more attractive than you. When a girl starts comparing you, it's probably not going to be a winning battle for you. Just crop him out.
d. Just in general, make it as easy as possible for said girl to desire you.
Rule #2: Don't be so damn obvious with showing your cleavage Muscles
a. I get it, you been hittin' the gym real hard bro, but flexin' real hard in a picture (or in life) shows too much desperation. If a girl is working this hard to get you anyways, you shouldn't push her over the edge in thinking your a douchebag also.
b. Schmedium is cool, but it's gotta fit your torso. If not, that's just a small. The concept of shmedium is that you are swole enough that it fits kinda tight around your arms, but it should fit regularly in your abdomen/torso area. Avoid using such pictures
c. Fine, you really HAVE to have a picture with your muscles? Let it be an action shot or during you playing some kind of sport. Home girl should give you props for atleast trying to hide your desperation in such a way.
See, he's desperate, but...he's also Dancing.
Rule #3: Don't look so drunk in your pictures or with a cigarette..
a. You may think you look cool/cute, but you do NOT.
HA SCREW U MAVS, GO ROCKETS
b. You young cats just starting college. I get it, you're being rebellious and going to the club and you want the hunnies to know.
Read this shit again in like 4 years....you'll understand how little benefit these will have in your life and you'll be spending your job-seeking years spending time to try and hide said pictures.
(Listen to your elders)
c. Classy is in and ALWAYS will be. Trashy will only work on a select group of guys girls.
d. Go for suits/dressy clothes. A woman wants a man that can provide for her. Not smoke/drink away her money.
Rule #4: If a girl somewhat has interest in you, at the very least give her the time of day
a. She's gone out of her way and tried to figure you out. If you know that and you're at least somewhat interested in her, give her a holler. This might be her way of throwing herself at you
b. If you're not interested at all, it's a more difficult situation, but honesty is the best policy. Let her out of her misery. However if she doesn't get it ...you're in for a ride (stalkerish).
It's about to be ALL YOUR FAULT
c. Give it a shot because if you don't have a gf, YOUR OWN FREAKIN COUSINS MIGHT QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY...but it's okay...they can always be traded...
Rule #6: When the time is right, it'll all fall into place
a. be prepared (mentally)
b. be prepared (physically)...more on this later...perhaps
c. be prepared (spiritually)
(maybe I should get prepared for my boards, heh)
Quick Notes on galz post/general:
1. Only one person admitted to using my tips
let's just say...she been gettin' dudes
2. A few other girls seem to have used my tips, but haven't admitted it (maybe when they're drunk, that's the only time people admit to being my fans)
Rude..
3. I love when girls post pics showing off an aspect of their body, then act all shy when people comment on it. DON'T LIE GIRL, WE ALL KNOW YOU MEANT TO DO IT.
4. I love reading the comments on girls' pictures. half of them are other girls lying (U SO BYOO-TI-FULL GIRLLLl)
Go back to myspace.
5. Shout out to my random influx of readers from Russia. No More socialism? Maybe it's time I make a visit.
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN (Sooner next time)
