Before you start attacking me
READ MY DISCLAIMER, YOU ARE STILL BEAUTIFUL
I guess your first thoughts are
"Oh of course this guy is at home on a Saturday night...he's a loser that just writes his opinion on girls when he can't even get one"
Guilty as Charged I'm currently sittin on my butt writing this....alone
But you're also reading it so........
(didn't think I'd go there, eh?)
ALL IN GOOD FUN haha.........
ANYWAYS
WHERE TO BEGIN?
I guess we'll start from the top and go down?
I. Hair
Hair is quite important. Luckily, it's something that's RELATIVELY changeable, unlike other physical features.
That being said, it also really depends what kind of face shape, etc. you have to truly comment on this. So I will not comment on this too much.
MY thoughts:
1. Natural hair color is the way to go
2. I'm not a fan of this "ombre" fad. It looks like a horse tail to me. Also it means "man" in Spanish...ARE YOU A MAN? (that shit was so lame)
3. Bob cuts-tread lightly my friends. Not everyone is
4. WTF is this?
I'll end with my hair general rule: If you trying something new, make sure you don't have a big event right after to debut it. Give yourself time to re-grow your hair so you can fix whatever you just did.
II. EYEBROWS
Ah, we always come back here don't we?
This is VERY critical.
Your eyes define you, and your eyebrows define your eyes. Therefore your eyebrows define you.
TIPS:
1. Get yourself a hand mirror so you can look REAL close at them brows.
2. PLUCK/THREAD..........or wax to a smaller degree. I'm not a BIG fan of waxing, but do what u gotta do girl.
OBVIOUSLY, do NOT shave your eyebrows. Because
a) if you mess up it tends to be a bigger mess up than accidentally plucking 1 eyebrow hair.
b) you'll grow those small pesky eyebrow hairs
c) you'll have to shave more and your skin will look dry
d) you might cut yourself.
3. EYEBROW SHAPE
OH LAWD....THE SHAPES I HAVE SEEN.
You can't go TOO THIN and you can't go TOO THICK (this doesn't just apply to eyebrows either, naamsayn?)
Please, stay away from the arches and the pencils. Get it together girl.
III. Makeup
TAKE HOME LESSON: LESS IS MORE
Homegirl saw her makeup and got scared...
1. Dark girls: Don't wear too light of color ESPECIALLY foundation...we can look at your neck and tell you ain't that light.
2. Light girls: you don't have to ALWAYS match your eyeshadow with your clothes...especially really dark stuff like maroon. Your eyelids look bruised
3. All Girls: Can we move away from this Red Lipstick phase? We get it, you're wearing lipstick.
Guys don't want a mouthful of makeup when they do this, so act accordingly.
IV. FASHION
Well, what can I say? This is an ever changing subject.
......
Guess I made my point.
This high waisted "contraption" is a DISSERVICE. MY POINTS ON THIS ARE COPIED FROM THIS WEBSITE/ARTICLE ALL CREDIT TO THEM.
(http://totalfratmove.com/why-girls-should-stop-wearing-high-waisted-shorts/)
REASONS TO BE ANTI-HIGH WAISTED SHORTS:
1. Only Supermodels Look Good In Them
2. They Make Great Asses Disappear
3. They Remind Us Of Our Grandmothers
What happened to a good old-fashioned salwar for my Indian homegirls?
But, I Digress.
FASHION YESes:
1. Properly fitting properly waisted jeans
2. Sun Dresses (only 3 inches above knees applies)
3. Cardigans
4. This list sucks
V. SHOES/FEET
This is just reiterating some points from my past blog.
Main thing: Cut your toenails, clean your fungi, get them hairs dealt with on your feet.
Also, Boots are cool but not with shorts, that's weird to me.
Lastly....
DON'T WEAR HEELS IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO...
THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS ONLY
PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED
RIP to one of the 5 most beautiful women to grace this earth, my Ammachi. She could rock the chatta and mundu. I'm glad I came across this GIF today haha
ALL OF YOU ARE STILL BEAUTIFUL keep rockin' like these aunties
Peace
