Oh, were you still there?
Sup, folks.
It's been a while. Time flies when you're having fun....studying.... School sucks.
Also, this weather has not helped. It's been cold for too damn long, and I don't appreciate that. I'm ready for the summer (scholastically and the actual season).
Luckily, it's been starting to warm up slowly.
Am I going to complain when the sweltering heat begins? You better believe it, but atleast I won't catch a cold.
I know what you're thinking...."Groominguru, are you a meterologist? Shut up and tell me what to do"
SUMMER TIME
As much as I love wearing my scarves, I'm happy to put them away. They will only reappear for gimmicks, a la snapchat.
I always wear shorts anyway, even when it's cold, but now I don't have to cover my upperbody from increased cold.
GIRLS, YOU HAVE TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS NOW, HAHAHAHAHAHA
I Guess guys do too if they plan on pulling this number on the hunnies
(personally, im a leg trimmer not a shaver, this will be detailed in my manscaping post
............whenever that is)
But, like mummy and daddy say:
There's a tasteful length for skirts, girls.
Here's some rules:
1. If you can touch leg skin with your hands down, it's too short. (Unless you got long arms like....)
2. If you're having to re-adjust/pull down your skirt every few minutes, it's too short. Cuz then you look like this...
3. If you have to stand up to cross your legs, it's too short
I think you get the picture...
Guys, I get it, summer is the time to bro it out, work on them biceps and shit.
But please, don't try to pull a shirt like this
Or, wtf is this...
Man, there's more of these than I thought...
Sleeveless and no collar? um, no.
UNISEX TIPS:
Sandals.
I'm a fan of sandals since I have long toes. If you got chubby feet go exercise (JK).
If you are gonna wear sandals, please cut your toe nails. Unless you want the love of your life to look at them and be like
I Recommend pedicures for everyone. I don't see why people think it's so feminine, do only women have feet?
Shit, I work hard and get callouses.
Miscallaneous notes:
1. Rockets are on a 7 game winning streak, holla.
2. Check out my homegirl's blog www.thefarzamacylife.blogspot.com/
3. Please wear deodorant in the summer (and the winter, and the fall, and the spring) but in the summer, carry it with you also.
4. BKC
Anyways, I guess I should get back to studying.
Just kidding I'll be in my room doing this
